https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/25/movin-on-up/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gs_logo.pngGS_logo2014-10-29T04:26:08+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/23/retrobooster-the-verse/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rb_danger.jpgRB_dangerEnemies coming in from all vectors!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rb_flamer.jpgRB_flamerJust be careful, cause these guys are delicate...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rb_gears.jpgRB_gearsI'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I desperately try not to get blown to pieces...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rb_scatter.jpgRB_scatterBoom boom boom boomhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rb_logo.jpgRB_logo2014-10-23T17:28:34+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/22/gone-home-manifesto-rad-fem/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/uca_eye.jpgUCA_eyeHe's about to cut her eye open with a fucking razor...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_grandad.jpgGH_grandadGee, thanks pop...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_awards.jpgGH_awardsI am not sure that is quite what that means...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_zine_back.jpgGH_zine_backNote the upside down cross...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_zine_front.jpgGH_zine_frontKicking men in the face as they look up your skirt and making it a move against the patriarchy. A lost Marvel classic.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_safe.jpgGH_safeAh, the dead pharmicists personal opiate stash. memories.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_exemplary1.jpgGH_exemplaryShe knows this is supposed to be an objective rating of his job performance and not how he might be in bed, right?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_oneofus.jpgGH_oneofusOne of us! One of US!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_two.jpgGH_twoWait.. is he staring at her butt?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gh_family.jpgGH_familyBig, happy family.2015-05-07T17:03:59+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/21/letters-to-t-mobile/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pol_mobile.jpgPOL_MOBILE2014-10-21T16:35:40+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/19/watching/2014-10-19T05:10:10+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/alt-game-news/2014-10-18T22:47:39+00:00weekly0.6https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/04/shadow-protocol-euro-spy/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sp_guards.jpgSP_guards...because guards are among the most intellectually superior creatures on the planet, right?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sp_shadows.jpgSP_shadowsBe a spooky shadow-ninjahttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sp_logo.jpgSP_logo2014-10-18T00:59:17+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/16/terrance-the-flying-eyeball/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tfe_zappers.jpgTFE_zappersFuck whatever mad scientists designed Terrance's horrible life... seriously..https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tfe_mines.jpgTFE_minesJust don't touch 'em, just don't touch 'em..https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/releaseposter.jpgReleasePoster2014-10-16T16:26:21+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/15/10-second-ninja-before-death/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/10sn_win.jpg10SN_winI took a picture and it DID last longer!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/10sn_kill.jpg10SN_killThe remainder of all their lives comes down to the most disappointing 10 seconds ever.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/10sn_logo.png10SN_logo2014-10-16T13:34:44+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/14/clockwork-empires-chicanery/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ce_crops.jpgCE_cropsMalfeasant clawbulb. Fucking.. what?!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ce_picnic.jpgCE_picnicCharles, gather the basket. I must defend the crown!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/clockwork-empires-2014-10-14-10-57-19-88.jpgClockwork Empires 2014-10-14 10-57-19-88Yes, just place that plaque of the imperial coat of arms above their dirty little workstations so they can look up at our ubiquitous hegemonic omnipresence at all times. Very good.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/clockwork-empires-2014-10-14-10-47-07-71.jpgClockwork Empires 2014-10-14 10-47-07-71https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ce_logo.pngCE_logo2014-10-14T17:02:44+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/11/point-perfect-rage-and-cursors/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pp_cry.jpgPP_cryhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pp_target.jpgPP_targetDrag and pray, mother-fucker. Drag and pray.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pp_guy.jpgPP_guyPrepare yourself, brave hero.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pp_logo.jpgPP_logo2014-10-12T02:58:00+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/08/hashtag-dungeon-doooom/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hd_witch.jpgHD_witchhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hd_maker.jpgHD_makerhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hd_sheeple.jpgHD_sheeplehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hd_va.jpgHD_VAhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hd_logo.pngHD_logo2014-10-11T01:41:21+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/09/hollow-dissent-simplified/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hodi_checkmate.pngHoDi_checkmateWhere's a proton pack when you need one?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hodi_comet.jpgHoDi_cometMan, the flooring in this room is making me see some weirs ass shit...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hodi_foes.jpgHoDi_foesNot sure why all the scientists are wearing orange-tinted fishbowls on their heads, but whatever...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hodi_squish.jpgHoDi_squishhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hodi_logo.pngHoDi_logo2014-10-09T19:05:10+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/07/internet-lanes-net-neutrality/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/unnamed.pngunnamedhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/unnamed.jpgunnamedhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/inter_slow.jpginter_slow2014-10-07T17:41:00+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/05/efec-and-death-weird/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ead_house.jpegEaD_house...yea seriously, cause I need blood. Can I directions to the nearest blood bank?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ead_pool.jpegEaD_pool2014-10-06T03:34:26+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/30/slaughterball-bloody-fun/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_20140917_215534.jpgIMG_20140917_215534Big surprise.. butcher in the penalty box.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_20140917_220906.jpgIMG_20140917_220906So my master plan to get and score with the fucking ball didn't work. Risk in this game is not usually worth it, unless you have the cards to back it up.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/img_20140917_222021.jpgIMG_20140917_222021That's not a scar! I'll show you a scar!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sb_cover.jpgSB_coverhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sb_logo.pngSB_logo2014-10-09T22:34:15+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/on-the-topic-of-transparency/2014-10-03T04:11:17+00:00weekly0.6https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/02/hydrophobia-drowning/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hydropc-2014-10-02-16-07-46-25.jpgHydroPC 2014-10-02 16-07-46-25https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hyd_screen.jpgHYD_screenhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hydropc-2014-10-02-14-16-42-64.jpgHydroPC 2014-10-02 14-16-42-64https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hydropc-2014-10-01-21-14-41-74.jpgHydroPC 2014-10-01 21-14-41-74What a cheerful group of boys and girls...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/hyd_logo.jpgHYD_logo2014-10-02T23:21:52+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/10/01/lights-off-horror-game/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lo_parcel.jpegLO_parcelhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lo_town.jpegLO_townhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lo_car.jpegLO_car2014-10-01T16:54:03+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/28/rhubber-man/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rhub_logo.jpgRhub_logo2014-09-29T15:40:59+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/27/inception-about-gamers/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/deeper.jpgdeeper2014-09-27T22:50:39+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/26/labzat-on-gamergate/2014-09-25T21:34:49+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/25/influent-game-of-language/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/inf_correct.pngINF_correctYou are correct, sir!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/inf_jet.pngINF_jetTime to zap the fuck outta that vocab!!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/inf_vocab.pngINF_vocabThe black vocabulary box OF DOOOOOM!!!!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/inf_closet.pngINF_closetWhy do I own three shirts but I've got twelve sticks of deodorant?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/inf_logo.pngINF_logo2014-09-25T16:54:50+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/24/the-secret-cove/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sc_view.jpgSC_viewFuck! I knew these ancient binoculars were a scam!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sc_weld.pngSC_weldhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sc_house.pngSC_househttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sc_logo.jpgSC_logo2014-09-24T17:34:39+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/23/spice-road-economic-rts/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sr_tree.jpgSR_treeDammit! Where is the level tree for nukes?!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sr_bones.jpgSR_bonesThe goal is to not have your soldiers turned into bones. That is bad...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sr_money.jpgSR_moneyYes! Make me money!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sr_clouds.jpgSR_cloudsAw, fuck no. I am not going into the mysterious clouds of fog! There could be naked cannibals in there!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sr_logo.jpgSR_logo2014-09-23T19:23:15+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/22/flames-rising/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gg_vj.jpgGG_VJ2014-09-22T04:32:16+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/20/new-beginnings/2014-09-21T03:25:32+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/18/legend-of-grimrock-tearing-out/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/log_panshoes.jpgLoG_panshoesHm.. I guess the Keebler elves didn't make it too far either...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/log_stabby.jpgLoG_stabbySpartans!! Fuck this place.. tonight I'm eating at Denny's...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/grimrock-2014-09-18-12-26-40-16.jpggrimrock 2014-09-18 12-26-40-16Wait! I left the garage door open!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/log_logo.jpgLoG_logo2014-09-18T20:47:17+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/17/the-best-rash-ive-ever-had/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rr_splosion.jpgRR_splosionWho says real badasses never look back at an explosion?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rr_flying.jpgRR_flyinghttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rr_kicktruck.pngRR_kicktruckAnd he never got to see Disneyworld...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rash_logo.pngRash_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/rr_logo.jpgRR_logo2014-09-17T15:57:43+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/16/dwarfs-manboobs-of-glory/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dw_battle.jpgDW_battleKill them! Kill them all!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dw_watch.jpgDW_watchhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dw_lava.jpgDW_lavaMUST FIND GOLD... MUST FIND GOLD...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dw_logo1.jpgDW_logo2014-09-16T19:18:50+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/14/why-do-they-fear-indie-gaming/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gi_cover.jpgGI_cover2014-09-16T05:58:15+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/14/eufloria-tripadelic/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/euf_swarm.jpgEuf_swarmhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/euf_converge.jpgEuf_convergehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/euf_traits.jpgEuf_traitshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/euf_logo.pngEuf_logo2014-09-16T01:30:00+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/11/introducing-dakota/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ast_wc.pngAST_WCI love these emblems.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ast_hunters.pngAST_huntersThe vaulting halls of the Hunters' Guild!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ast_juggs.pngAST_juggsWhoa. Badass.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ast_toad.pngAST_toadhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ast_panlogo1.jpgAST_panlogo2014-09-16T00:53:51+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/10/dud-taekwondo-bucketman/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/head_kick1.jpghead_kickYou stepped in a poop...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tkd_game1.jpgTKD_gamehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/unnamed.pngunnamedhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/884988_241237229372171_1278082467_o.jpg884988_241237229372171_1278082467_o2014-09-11T00:07:49+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/09/valley-of-the-dead-prereleases/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sl_logo.jpgSL_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/earlyaccess.jpgearlyAccesshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/towns_logo.pngtowns_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/terraria_logo.jpegterraria_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dead_logo.jpgdead_logo2014-09-09T18:26:39+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/07/skyling-garden-defense/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/skyling-2014-09-07-21-26-02-75.jpgSkyling 2014-09-07 21-26-02-75Sky kitty don't care. Sky kitty don't give a shit.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/skyling-2014-09-07-21-31-10-77.jpgSkyling 2014-09-07 21-31-10-77This fucking level was harder than shit, if I played any longer the dev's throat I might slit.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/skyling-2014-09-07-21-08-21-09.jpgSkyling 2014-09-07 21-08-21-09https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sgd_logo.jpgSGD_logo2014-09-08T03:20:29+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/06/destroy-the-monkeys/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dtm_scorecard.jpgDTM_scorecardhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dtm_logo.jpgDTM_logo2014-09-07T01:27:54+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/04/gamergate-on-ed-morrissey/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/edmorrisseyshow.jpgEdMorrisseyShow2014-09-05T03:19:17+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/04/obludia-dungeon-madman/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/obd_boss.pngOBD_bossSo THAT'S where all the extra-bean burritos went!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bld_cult.jpgBLD_culthttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/zombotron-2014-08-21-00-07-45-48.jpgzombotron 2014-08-21 00-07-45-48https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/obd_logo.jpgOBD_logo2014-09-04T17:52:48+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/about/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/oldman.jpgOld man scowls, leans forward and shakes his canehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/130192473561.jpg1301924735612014-09-04T16:15:19+00:00weekly0.6https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/03/where-do-we-go/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hush.jpghushhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nys-tweet.pngNYS-tweethttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vivj_wife.jpgVivJ_wifeI love herhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/vivj_wall.jpgVivJ_wallNo words, Viv, I know.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/games-e1409708915572.jpggames2014-09-03T21:36:54+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/03/dud-catch-aliens-diving-hunter/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fdh_3rd.jpegFDH_3rdJust snorkeling here. Nothing to see.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fdh_hunt.jpegFDH_huntDUN DUN. DUN DUN. dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun.... oh you get it..https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fdh_logo.jpgFDH_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cta_play.pngCTA_playAnd stay in that bubble!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cta_logo.jpgCTA_logo2014-09-03T17:08:46+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/09/02/something-rotten-in-gaming/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gjshitstorm.jpgGJshitstorm2014-09-03T14:18:12+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/31/fuck-chess-playing-beguile/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bg_spice.jpgBG_spiceOur majestic wall of Old Spicehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bg_play.jpgBG_playHad my pawns running offense for my knight until he was taken with this card, getting an enemy knight one extra space for the kill!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bg_wall.jpgBG_wallSir Charles Roundhouse now has a barony in the wolf-lands of Nothern Siberia.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bg_turntable.pngBG_turntableThis card lets you use the chess table to remix musichttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bg_black.jpgBG_blackBlack is so grrr.....https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bg_logo.pngBG_logo2014-09-04T23:51:05+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/30/preview-clumsy-adventure/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/aca_cave.jpgACA_caveLovely pink everything! My wife would never leave this cave.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/aca_murder.jpgACA_murderAside from being a clumsy jerk, Zack is also a genocidal maniac when it comes to red-eyed alien things.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/aca_derp1.jpgACA_DERPThat look on his face is scarcely the confidence-inspiring countenance of heroismhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/aca_logo.pngACA_logo2014-08-31T02:13:19+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/28/dev-discussion-evolution/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/noway.jpgnowayhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/everywhere.jpgeverywherehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/greatmobile.jpggreatmobilehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/precisely.pngpreciselyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/co-exist.jpgco-existhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/consolevpc.jpgconsolevpchttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/box-gloves.jpgconflict, fight2014-08-28T22:34:36+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/27/ludum-dare-getting-more/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hhp_landing.jpgHHP_landingOn this planet, every week is shark week!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/static_livingroom.jpgStatic_livingroomWatch the tv closely when you play...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fr_upside.pngFR_upsideFalling up.. AAAAAHHHH!!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fr_anothercastle.pngFR_anothercastleCasual bike ride with radioactive materials on my backhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/rhubberman.pngRhubbermanI love the purple beard!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ld_easy1.pngLD_easyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ld_reasons1.pngLD_reasonshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ld_when.pngLD_whenI heard a sound like a thousand shits being shat, and then... silence.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ld_brag.pngLD_bragWait... what?!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ld_811.pngLD_811Ludum Dare 212014-08-28T17:34:31+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/26/elysian-shadows-preview/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/es_clouds.gifES_cloudsLovely vistas!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/es_cave.jpgES_caveDark, mysterious caverns where treasures and danger abound...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/es_julien.gifES_JulienGiant swords and power help, too!2014-08-26T15:33:26+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/24/haunt-terrortown-murder/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hhtt_museo.jpgHHTT_museoThat's right, shifty motherfucker, just mind your own business.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hhtt_clocktower.jpgHHTT_clocktowerThe adorable little tent is where the ghost hatches his devious and bloody schemes.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hhtt_logo.jpgHHTT_logo2014-08-26T04:24:12+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/23/nuclear-throne-shmup/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nt_dark.jpgNT_darkMurder on a massive scale is often one of the best things to happen in the dark!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nt_load.jpgNT_loadDid I just see Beetlejuice?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nt_campfire.jpgNT_campfireI brought marshmallows, but they upset Melting.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/nt_logo.jpgNT_logo2014-08-23T19:35:50+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/19/memories-should-be-repressed/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moav_pissoff.jpgMOAV_pissoffFuck you, guy. I will gladly drink whiskey from your skull this night.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moav_raininside.jpgMOAV_raininsideMan, these thatch roofs are fucked!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moav_liftawut.jpgMOAV_liftawutLift a.. what? That sounds like it could be gross. I wouldn't want a demon lifting his "finger" on my wife either...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moav_godness.jpgMOAV_godnessYou're right. Not everything on Steam is worth playing after all....https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moav_logo.jpgMOAV_logo2014-08-21T19:26:48+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/21/bojan-brbora-merge-film-gaming/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screenshot-4.pngScreenshot 4Pick your poisonhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/4pm_jumper.png4PM_jumperA very humanizing situationhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/capsule_main.pngcapsule_main2014-08-21T17:48:51+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/20/zeno-clash-2-what-the-fuck/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/zc2_map.jpgZC2_mapMake a left at the canyon filled with testicle-chinned shrimp, pass by the butthole-licking tribe of barbarians and we'll arrive at the city of mechanical, two-headed monkey people. Remember to pack sandwiches!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/zc2_beasts.jpgZC2_beastsThe two-headed monkey riding on the back of a fire-spitting vulture made the muculosaurus in the desert seem low-key.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/zc2_battle.jpgZC2_battleUgly is a polite term for these peoplehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/zc2_halstedom.jpgZC2_HalstedomCity of Halstedom, pronounced Hal-stom. See also churning homestead of wanton fucking insanity.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/zc2_logo.jpgZC2_logo2014-08-22T14:13:11+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/14/flem-sticky-little-preview/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flem_hover.jpgFlem_hoverWhat the fuck is with all the deadly spikes?!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flem_nose.jpgFlem_noseBehold! The nostrils!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/flem_logo.pngFlem_logo2014-08-19T03:05:44+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/17/boogey-boy-preview-of-fears/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bb_dream.jpgBB_dreamJump on the magical unicorn to briefly escape a horrible death by trampling!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/boogieboyicon.pngboogieboyiconGonna die!!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bb_title.pngBB_titlehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bb_title.jpgBB_dream2014-08-19T14:17:07+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/16/dud-freaky-dragon-shurican/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/shurican_logo.jpgShurican_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fd_logo.jpgFD_logo2014-08-16T22:26:56+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/13/x-tactics-genre-fusion/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xt_goicci1.pngXT_goicci... and that suit screams "business time"https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xt_squad.pngXT_squadA bit of gameplay for ya ; )https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xt_glass.pngXT_glassO, no, wait. That's just my aunt's baking.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/xt_130.pngXT_1302014-08-14T02:36:50+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/12/shadow-warrior-second-time/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_guradian.jpgSW_guradianObligatory scenic screenshothttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_victory.jpgSW_victoryAfter a battle, every arena tends to look like this.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_kpop.jpgSW_KPOPThe next big K-pop group, "Puppets of a Delusional Overlord"https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_powah.pngSW_powahhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sw_logo.jpgSW_LogoThey misspelled "POWAAAH!"2014-08-13T04:05:11+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/10/elysian-shadows-revive-2d-rpg/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/eddie.gifEddieEddie Ringlehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/connor.gifConnorConnor Linninghttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/leandro.gifLeandroLeandrohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/patryk.gifPatrykPatryk Kowalickhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/daniel.gifDanielDaniel Tindallhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tyler.gifTylerTyler Rogershttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/falco.gifFalcoFalco Girgishttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/es_night.jpgES_nightI love the shadows and how the game looks like pixelated life.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/es_poster.jpgES_poster...And when you look at what they want to accomplish, it is hard not to drink the koolaide.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/es_logo.pngES_logo2014-08-11T00:23:41+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/03/dud-fireflight-sloth-hop/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ff_game.pngFF_gameShoot 'em all!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ff_logo.jpgFF_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sh_river.pngSH_riverApparently sloths and cats alike hate water, both desperately need to be bathed.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sh_logo-e1407094886407.pngSH_logo2014-08-10T21:38:28+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/10/lantern-forge-sandbox-slash/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lf_dafuq.jpgLF_dafuqWhat Seuss-Lovecraftian nightmare did I just acid trip into?!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lf_battle.jpgLF_battleBlizzard called, they want their orc barracks back.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lf_myplace.jpgLF_myplaceIt's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, mother fucker.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lf_logo.jpgLF_logo2014-08-10T04:37:06+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/07/the-forest-naked-cannibals/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tf_home.jpgTF_homeWelcome to my home, you can have a seat over by the head-on-a-spike. His name is Wilson.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tf_book.jpgTF_bookEach year hundreds of people survive in the wilderness, except you. You're fucked.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tf_crash.jpgTF_crashDon't worry, kid. It's more aero-dynamic without the front! We'll just get there faster!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tf_logo.jpgTF_logo2014-08-07T18:23:35+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/06/reus-giants/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/reus_village.jpgReus_villageGreedy little bastards...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/reus_giants.jpgReus_giantsHave Number 2 step forward and say "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." Thank you.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/reus_barren.jpgReus_barrenThe variety of wasteland shades go from a stunning grey to a lovely off-whitehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/reus_logo.jpgreus_logo2014-08-06T19:43:18+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/05/lift-off-boardgame/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/moc_cards.pngMoC_cardsMurder, my favorite pass time! Also, Red Rum, my second favorite drink!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lo_lopoints.jpgLO_LOpointsPersonally, I would favor the Stargate. Cause it's fucking awesome.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lo_pieces.jpgLO_piecesA lot of pieces, but at least most of them are big. I hate it when there are a billion tiny pieces for you to lose... cause I usually do just that..https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lo_logo.jpgLO_logo2014-08-05T17:11:56+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/08/02/whispering-willows/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ww_conserve.jpgWW_conserveSo, if the windows are broken out, why do I need something to cut the vines...?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ww_grasp.jpgWW_graspThey want to give her dirt hugs!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ww_meathusk.jpgWW_meathuskThe look on her face speaks to an ancient tongue-gargling indian maxim: "Auauaaaa glarglglaaagh!"https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ww_banner_364x80.pngWW_banner_364x802014-08-02T21:30:18+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/31/the-fall-complex/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fall_nothing.jpgFall_nothingI am bound by nothing...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fall_crucifix.jpgFall_crucifixA lot of Jesus imagery in this gamehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fall_sneakatt.jpgFall_sneakattPeek-a-boo!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fall_cave.jpgFall_caveFrom darkness you emerge...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fall_parameters.jpgFall_parametersSo easy a caveman could understand themhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fall_logo.jpgFall_logo2014-07-31T20:25:53+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/30/4pm/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screenshot-12.pngScreenshot 12Go ahead, just puke in the flower pot. No one will notice.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/4pm_jumper.png4PM_jumperJust think about it.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screenshot-16.pngScreenshot 16Make cute jokes into the mirror as your own tear-soaked countenance glares back at you.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/capsule_main.pngcapsule_main2014-07-30T19:48:25+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/29/polynomial-space-out/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/polynomial_xmas.jpgPolynomial_xmasdashing through outer space in my plasma-shooting ship!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/poly_nom.jpgPoly_NomOM NOM NOM!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/poly_ghost.jpgPoly_ghostOooOoO! So pretty!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/header.jpgheader2014-07-29T18:18:30+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/27/soul-gambler-faust-reborn/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sg_angel.pngSG_angelGood Lord! She tattooed my liver! That's the last time I pay a hooker in Belfast!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sg_charsheet.jpgSG_CharsheetCharism, huh? I thought that was the worship of arbitrary indoor furnishings..https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sg_vixen.jpgSG_vixenAw fuck no, I am not listening to any shit you say when your fucking presence makes my office into Cthulu's man cave.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sg_logo.jpgSG_logo2014-07-27T21:06:27+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/26/3-dead-zed-puzzler/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/3dz_meow.jpg3dz_meowI love the way this goofy fucker runshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/3dz_manager1.jpg3dz_managerNobody likes going to this guys' fucking officehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/3dz_smashed.jpg3dz_smashedCause moderation is for pussieshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/3dz_logo.png3dz_logo2014-07-27T00:26:35+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/23/black-ice-incoming-game/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bi_shark.jpgBI_SharkWhen you see this fucker you better run. It's a shark that fires missiles out of its jagged-toothed mouth.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bi_confetti.jpgBI_confettiIt's like a party for you imminent demise! YaY!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bi_venn.jpgBI_VennEnemies in the red, orange, blue field are assholes that don't like video games. I nuked them with a logic firebomb.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bi_supermesh.jpgBI_SupermeshTowering cybernetic arcologies etched with fluorescent dreams and backlit by scintillating points of datahttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bi_logo.jpgBI_logo2014-07-24T19:06:46+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/24/q-bert-reloaded/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/qbert-2014-07-24-11-14-13-72.jpgQBert 2014-07-24 11-14-13-72Shiny gems almost make the futility of life seem bearable.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/qbert_slick.jpgQBert_slickI'm going to kill your family you little green shit!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/qbert_title.jpgQbert_titleThe two faces of the insidious little space-invaderhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/qbert.jpgQBERT2014-07-24T16:59:18+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/22/crazy-critter-dash-frantic-fun/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/superhamster.jpgSuperHamsterHere I come to save the day!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bunny_dive.pngbunny_diveI would like to rebrand this game "furry action star escape"https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/explore_critter.pngexplore_critterSpace-age critter, ready for take-off!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ccd_logo.jpgCCD_logo2014-07-22T18:49:31+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/20/warlock-master-stretegy-wiz/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wmoa_mission.jpgWMoA_missionThe go kill bears mission. The pivotal moment in every epic story line.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wmoa_capital.jpgWMoA_capitalWelcome to my seat of ultimate powaaaahhh!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wmoa_select.jpgWMoA_selectit's like a pretty steampunk butterfly of world-generating glee!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/wmoa_logo.jpgWMoA_logo2014-07-21T02:17:48+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/19/dud-hover-this-rhombi/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/rhombi_app.pngRhombi_apphttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hoverups.pnghoverupsafter almost twenty minutes of this game, I was hoping the vile was actually full of cyanidehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hov_this.pngHov_this2014-07-19T23:45:18+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/17/everyday-ghosts/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/c9902-gorillaz-demondays.jpgc9902-gorillaz-demondayshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/eg_chat.jpgEG_chatso I sez to that guy, I sez, no you're a spectral image of your former self!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/eg_title.jpgEG_titlehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/eg_start.jpgEG_starthttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/eg_poster.pngEG_Poster2014-08-05T16:20:58+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/17/anti-hero-preview/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/antihero-balloon.jpgAntiHero balloonKeep an eye out to find out more about Antihero and learn what the devs have in store for our main characters!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/antihero-slide.jpgAntiHero slideI knew my years of slip 'n' slide practice would come in handy some day!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/antihero-diving.jpgAntiHero DivingSeriously, don't try this on any non-controller devicehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/antihero_logo.pngantihero_logo2014-07-17T06:51:07+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/15/plague-inc-evolved-eradicate-humanity/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/plagueincevolved-2014-07-15-12-42-54-64.jpgPlagueIncEvolved 2014-07-15 12-42-54-64ninety-nine point nine percent of the world is dead and it is not considered a goddamn victory https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/plagueincevolved-2014-07-15-12-31-54-91.jpgPlagueIncEvolved 2014-07-15 12-31-54-91Only fifty-one percent of the world population is dead!? Time to step up my game.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/plagueincevolved-2014-07-15-12-09-42-79.jpgPlagueIncEvolved 2014-07-15 12-09-42-79Exponential infection rates and the game gets excited over a few thousand? Psh.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pie_logo.jpgPIE_Logo2014-07-15T18:49:20+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/13/estudio-antropo-true-next-gen-gaming/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/carto_walk.gifcarto_walkCheck my cardboard swagger.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/espio1.jpgespio1On any city street in Berlin...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/espio_logo.jpgespio_logohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/11_board_interaction.jpg11_board_interactionAdorable cardboard characters butchering each other with their cardboard shotguns. Isn't that nice!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cartoneros-logo-01-long.pngcartoneros-logo-01-longhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/estudio-antropo-logo.pngestudio-antropo-logo2014-07-15T02:15:56+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/13/double-up-discussion-color-stairs-fluff-eaters/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/fluffbeach.pngfluffbeach... but you end up on whacky levels wondering what you are even supposed to do after enough time.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/flufflogo.pngflufflogohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/colorstairs.jpgcolorstairs2014-07-13T20:06:23+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/10/parsnip-theory/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/parsnip1.pngparsniphttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ptvictory.jpgPTvictoryWe stand victorious over the blood.. err.. tomato-spattered lunchroom.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ptcafe.jpgPTcafeMove behind cover, Aaron! You're under fire!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/parsnip.pngparsnip2014-07-12T04:34:43+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/09/third-world-future-be-a-hero/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/twf_concept.jpgtwf_concepthttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/twf-logo.jpgTWF-logo2014-07-09T21:35:49+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/08/among-the-sleep-crawling-in-the-dark/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/atswellpaint.jpgAtSwellpaintO, shit, mommy is drinking from the jack daniels well again!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/atshouse.jpgAtShouseWelcome to my little house on the edge of the vaulting nightmarish abysshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/atsbedtime.jpgAtSbedtimeRemain still and the teddy bear will go away.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/atslogo.jpgAtSlogo2014-07-08T22:56:59+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/07/indiedevs-and-indie3-hope-for-gaming-future/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tj4.pngTJ4https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tj31.pngTJ3https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tj2.pngTJ2https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tj1.pngTj1https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/erinys.pngErinyshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rnassassin.pngrnassassinhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bpf4ctpiiae1q0l.pngBpf4CtpIIAE1Q0LArt by @hellomavw (via Twitter)2014-07-08T05:44:36+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/06/viscera-clean-up-engagingly-ocd/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/vcdburn.jpgvcdburnI guess this is more respectful than just dumping it all in the garbage somewhere.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/vcdsquish.jpgvcdsquishAt the top of the bin, Chad was really getting a-head!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/vcdspill.jpgvcdspillhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/vcdlogo.jpgvcdlogo2014-07-08T05:05:00+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/17/free-mobile-madness-aom-machinations/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/aom_lvl1.jpgAoM_lvl1I was fucking stuck here for ONE WHOLE FOREVER!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/main_menu.pngmain_menuhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/device-2014-03-05-134716.pngdevice-2014-03-05-134716Here, it seems, kamikaze is less a last ditch effort and more a first choice.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/aomlogo.pngAoMlogo2014-07-08T02:40:26+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/05/migrating/2014-07-05T21:22:59+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/03/skara-shiney-pre-alpha-preview/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/skaralava.jpgskaralavaHere the Kharnish warriors allow a Durnovan man how to perform the Kharnish Hot Foot ritual, performed with axes and clubs by boys at age 4.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/stbr.jpgSTBRhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/skaramoor.jpgskaramoorJust wait right there, Shraka! I gonna keel you!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/skara.jpgskara2014-07-13T23:44:40+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/02/indie-team-up/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/itulogo-e1404311279625.pngitulogo2014-07-03T22:12:05+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/07/01/concursion-genre-fusion-salad/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/concurdisco.pngconcurdisconntsss nntsss nntssshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/concurboss.jpgconcurbossThe soundtrack here must be titled something like "the finality of laser-induced death"https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/concurtrans.pngconcurtransThey have great dumplings in this swirling vortex of universe-rending power.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/concur.jpgconcur2014-07-02T04:14:55+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/29/wwm-preview/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wwmorbit.gifwwmorbit"Oo, look! It's shine.." -Bob 3428's last wordshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wwmrkt.gifwwmrkthttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wwmmg.gifwwmmghttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wwmconart.jpgwwmconartDid I mention that the concept art is cool as shit?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wwmlogo.jpgwwmlogo2014-06-30T00:17:45+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/28/dear-game-informer-youre-a-fucking-asshole/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/giassholes.jpggiassholesHere is the map of mockery so you can follow alonghttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gibastard.jpggibastard2014-08-22T16:07:19+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/26/double-up-discussion-trippin-balls-freaky-tup/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/freakygame.jpgfreakygamehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/freakylogo.jpgfreakylogohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tbgame.jpgtbgamehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tripballtitle.jpgtripballtitle2014-07-06T23:25:22+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/25/dlc-quest-laugh-until-it-hurts/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dlcstart.jpgdlcstartSomething amazing is always happening just over those mountains.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dlclogo-e1403724068150.jpgdlclogo2014-06-26T14:25:27+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/22/233/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/buildtank.jpgbuildtankThe minigun's connected to the weapon chasis, the weapon chasis's connected to the tank hull...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/teamed.jpgteamedI came in playing deathmatch which is free for all, so not killing everything is sight took a little getting used too.. Even when they were the same color, and screaing at me to stop...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/spidertank.jpgspidertankhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gulogo.jpggulogo2014-06-24T21:06:57+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/24/pseudo-game-art-proteus/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/comets.jpgcometsWhooshy comets go whoosh!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/proteus.pngproteusOoo! Sparkly!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/proteuslogo.jpgproteuslogo2014-06-24T20:55:48+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/23/dredmor-shenanigans/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bloodzoo.jpgbloodzooI have never felt more satisfied in this game than the first time I saw this screen, shaking and drenched with the blood of my enemies.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/azoo.jpgazooWho ordered the large anchovy pizza? Was it you Greg? You fucking DICK! We all agreed on pepperoni!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/levelup1.jpglevelup1https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dredlogo.jpgdredlogo2014-06-23T04:09:06+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/18/smallworld-better-than-pit-fighting-midgets/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/leo.jpgleohttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dawg.jpgdawghttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sw2board.jpgsw2boardFlying Dwarfs. Isn't the idea the same if you exchange 'dwarves' for 'lead'? Nevermind. Lead is less stinky.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sw2races.jpgsw2racesDamned imperial pixies with their Death Star! There is no way to beat that shit!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sw2logo.jpgsw2logo2014-06-22T04:42:02+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/19/how-to-survive-macgyver-vs-zombies/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/nightterror.jpgnightterror"You say 'woo sah' to me one more time, jack, and I shoot you in the dick."https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/againstwall.jpgagainstwallhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/how-to-survive-cover.jpghow-to-survive-cover2014-06-19T22:23:43+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/09/4-the-king-mobile-panic/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bpkwqw8iuaatwie.jpgBpkWqW8IUAAtWiehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pumpking.jpgpumpkingAnd the first boss is a prick, too. Big as fuck and walks all over your battlements.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/1500x500.png1500x5002014-06-16T08:12:21+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/16/craft-the-world-dwarven-shenanigans/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/castle.jpgcastleOf course this is a developer manor, but I don't have all the time in the world to dig stone. That shit is heavy!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/problemsbelow.jpgproblemsbelowhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/holdfast.jpgholdfastCreepy wall face watches you sleep.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ctwlogo.pngctwlogo2014-06-16T08:08:31+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/14/rebuild-gangs-of-deadsville-post-apocalypse-mayorship/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/zombmiss.pngzombmiss"You, there! Peasant! Throw yourself in front of those zedheads so I can escape." You'll miss the days of just 'tripping the fat guy'https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/river.jpgriverReminds me of where my in-laws live minus the mindless, brain-eating hordes.. but then again, they do live in Jersey...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/compare.jpgcompareFrom dismal winter to decrepit post-apocalypse, the styles really inspire the creeping depression of being the last people on Earth.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rebuildlogo.jpgRebuildlogo2014-06-15T03:00:38+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/13/why-i-went-to-indie3/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/indie3bg.pngindie3bg2014-06-13T05:47:45+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/11/hoard-blazing-fun/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/icy.jpgicySnow? Fuck that! My internal temperature melts titanium, mother fucker!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/droploot.pngdroplootGives new meaning to a butt-load of loot! Ha ha!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hoardlogo.pnghoardlogo2014-06-11T07:48:00+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/08/terratech-constructive-preview/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/whoanelly.jpgwhoanelly'Scuse me while I kiss the sky!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/myrocket.jpgmyrocketTo the moon! Won't be tough since we start on Mars, methinks. Mars has less atmosphere so.. ah fuck it..https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gameoverman.pngGameovermanThat's the smug son of a bitch driving through my pieces.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ttlogo.pngTTLogo2014-06-08T18:00:34+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/07/solar-2-voyage-in-the-cosmos/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/missiles.jpgmissileshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/lifebattle.jpglifebattleO, hi. Nice to meet you. Fuck yourself and die!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/solar.jpgsolar2014-06-07T21:36:45+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/05/hard-rest-blood-fire-twisted-metal/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/plasma.jpgplasmahttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/carrey.jpgCarreyPersonally, I preferred the red gun. More explosives.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/atlas.jpgatlasHe followed me home, mom! Can I keep it?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rpg.jpgrpgThis one is red...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hard-resetlogo-600x300.jpgHRlogo2014-06-05T08:13:51+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/04/beat-hazzard-aural-mayhem/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/beathazsnake.jpgbeathazsnakehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/beat-hazard-logo.pngbeat-hazard logo2014-06-04T08:38:47+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/06/02/blade-of-rage-scorching-preview/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fightscene.pngfightsceneGiant razor sword of death! I choose you!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/fasttravel.pngfasttravelCome to the Stone's Throw Inn: we won't throw a rock at your head!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/borheader.pngBORheader2014-06-02T08:12:47+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/31/story-about-my-uncle-physics-was-never-this-fun/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/uncle.jpguncleYou really have time to think while you pray you have the momentum to reach that platform...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/a-story-about-my-uncle-artwork-1.jpga-story-about-my-uncle-artwork-12014-05-31T21:55:58+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/31/rust-naked-and-scared-shitless/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/14014779521.jpgvistaCan you spot the socio-pathic, hatchet-weilding psycho?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/planerust.jpgplanerustjust wait 'till I build an RPG launcher, you smug sons-of-bitches.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nakednfraid.jpgnakednfraidDo you really need to ask me how it's hanging?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/rust.jpgRust2014-05-31T07:24:38+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/28/zeno-clash-untamed-wtf/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mucalosaurus.jpgmucalosaurusIs it just me, or does that thing have hairy testicle sacs hanging from various spots on its face?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/endingcredits.jpgEndingcreditshttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/golemrube.pngGOLEMRUBEBig, strong AND he maintains his mental acuityhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/deadra.pngDEADRAThe horns must be great for extra doughnut storage.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/zcheader.jpgZCheader2014-05-28T17:34:05+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/25/starbound-infinite-possibility/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/pengufo.gifPENGUFOLaugh it up, but this fucker means business...https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/460px-hylotlship.jpg460px-HylotlshipHylotl ships in this are all dragon-esquehttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/136989445630.png136989445630I feel like I should be harder on it.. I mean..!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/468px-starboundlogo.png468px-Starboundlogo2014-05-25T08:31:12+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/23/divine-cybermancy-ineffable-confusion/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/eye071.pngeye07Quake with epileptic fury!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/01-620x.jpg01-620x...to see my giant shiny, gold penis?https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/edc.pngedc2014-05-23T10:06:31+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/22/spec-ops-the-line-heart-of-darkness/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spec-ops-the-line-17.jpgspec-ops-the-line-17A little happy blue here and you've captured that incriminating glare perfectly.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/025563.jpg025563Honestly I would be struggling with a crippled psyche to comfort the gaping hole where my soul died, too.https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2268428-spec_ops_the_line_wallpaper.jpg2268428-spec_ops_the_line_wallpaper2014-05-23T09:53:05+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/19/spacebase-df-9-everyone-dies-the-first-time/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/spacebase-df9-03.pngspacebase-df9-03Putting out the flames.. with LASERS!https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/df-9.pngdf-92014-05-22T07:15:09+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/12/steam-and-its-box/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/valve-steambox.jpgValve-SteamBoxhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/steam.jpgsteam2014-05-22T07:13:28+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/2014/05/18/16/https://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mycordia.jpgmycordiahttps://crotchetyoldgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/header.pngheader2014-05-22T07:10:59+00:00monthlyhttps://crotchetyoldgamer.comdaily1.02015-05-07T17:03:59+00:00